I read the news today, oh boy
About a lucky man who has reached his grave
And if the news was rather sad
Well, I had to laugh
I saw the photo
He blew his mind into a machine
He did not notice that the lights have changed
A crowd of people standing, watching
They had seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
If it had been by the House of Lords

I saw a film today, oh boy
The English army had just won the war
A crowd dispersed
but I had to look
After reading the book
I like your turn

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb through my head
I found my way and drank a cup,
And looking up, I realized that I was late.
Found my coat and my hat before
Without the bus in second indicator
Find earlier, my way and had a smoke,
and somebody spoke and I went into a dream

I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And if the holes were rather small
They had to count all
Now you know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
I like your turn

(Entrada número 36 en el proyecto Babel Beatles)