Babel Beatles XIX: The Ballad Of John And Yoko

Standing in the dock at Southampton 
Trying to Holland or France 
The man on the Mac 
He said: “You must come back” 
You know, we also provide an opportunity 

Christ you know it is not easy 
You know how it can be difficult 
The way things are going 
They will crucify 

Finally the plane for Paris 
Honeymoon Sena 
Peter Brown called to say 
"It may be 
"You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain" 

Christ you know it is not easy 
You know how it can be difficult 
The way things are going 
They crucify me 

Paris Hilton drove to Amsterdam 
Speaking in bed for a week 
The newspeople said 
"Hey, what are you doing in bed?" 
He said: “We are looking for a little peace” 

Christ you know it is not easy 
You know how it can be difficult 
The way things are going 
They crucify me 

Save all the money for a rainy day 
give all the clothes for charity 
Yesterday evening, the woman said: 
oh boy, when you’re dead 
Do not take anything with you, but your soul 

Made a lightning trip to Vienna 
Eating chocolate cakes in a bag 
The newspapers said 
"He went to his head 
"They look like two gurus in drag" 

Christ you know it is not easy 
You know how it can be difficult 
The way things are going 
They crucify me 

Return flight to London soon 
Fifty acorns tied in a bag 
The men of the press 
He said: “I wish you much success 
"It’s nice to have him back" 

Christ you know it is not easy 
You know how it can be difficult 
The way things are going 
They crucify me 
The way things are going 
They crucify me 
The way things are going 
They crucify me

(Entrada número 19 en el proyecto Babel Beatles)